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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:15
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the differences between promotions and sales?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What is the science behind red light therapy?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Fed’s Waller sees path to multiple interest-rate cuts this year - MarketWatch
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...